I played hockey against FBI Director Kash Patel

I thought we had the newly-sworn in FBI Boss beat, until disaster struck...

This weekend at an undisclosed location I played in a men's league hockey game against FBI Director Kash Patel. His squad, a scrappy bunch who play hard on the puck and make up in grit for what they lack in flash, went down 3-0 in the first period.

Not only did I have nothing to do with any of the three goals that my team scored, I also violated the ice-…